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The scene shifts to the New Directions decorating and singing.

New Directions:

Fah who foraze! Dah who doraze!

Welcome Christmas, come this way!

Fah who foraze! Dah who doraze!

Welcome Christmas, Christmas Day!

New Direction Girls:

Welcome, welcome! Fah who rahmus!

Welcome, welcome! Dah who dahmus!

Christmas Day is in our grasp!

So long as we have hands to clasp!



Fah who foraze! Dah who doraze!

Welcome Christmas! Bring your cheer!

New Directions Boys:

Fah who foraze! Dah who doraze!

Welcome all who's far and near!

New Directions:

Fah who foraze! Dah who doraze!

Welcome Christmas, come this way!

Fah who foraze! Dah who doraze!

Welcome Christmas, Christmas Day!

New Directions and The Troubletones:

Welcome, Christmas! Fah who rahmus!

Welcome, Christmas! Dah who dahmus!

Christmas Day will always be!

Just as long as we have we!



Fah who foraze! Dah who doraze!

Welcome Christmas! Bring your cheer!

Fah who foraze! Dah who doraze!

Welcome all who's far and near!

The title card appears appears



The scene shifts to Kevin walking in the hallway.

Kevin (Voiceover): Being a teacher here rocks, because I get to be with Kitty Cole.

Kevin walks into the Classroom.

Kevin (Voiceover): But my students are well not learning anything at all.

Kevin: Who was in charge of World War II?

*Mali raises her hand*

Kevin: Yes Mali?

Mali: Mudkipz!

The scene shifts to the Teacher Lounge.

[Kevin stares at Kitty and Zeke who are making out in front of him]

Kevin (Voiceover): That is gross no one wants to see that, only I should be putting my lounge down her throat.

Kevin: Hey you have a bun in the over.

[As Kevin gets up everyone sees that Kevin has an erectoion and laughs]

[Kitty looks at Kevin and rolls her eyes and goes after Zeke]

Kevin (Voiceover): I screwed up big time.

The bell rings and shifts to The Redsleeps Mall Zale’s store.

Laura: What about this one?

Nate: It’s too big; I need one that is just right.

Laura: What about this one?

Nate: Laura, are you kidding me the diamond is fake.

Laura: Well than I don’t know what to tell you. What about something that matches your sex life.

Nate: We haven’t had sex yet.

Laura: [Laughs] never, oh my god you too have been dating for six years and have never had sex.

Nate: Laura shut up.


The scene shifts to Kevin’s office.

Kevin: Hallie, Amy I would like you two to break up Zeke and Kitty.

Amy: We can’t do that sir.

Kevin:

Get off your sled and go to bed

Don't you ever tire?

Throw a bone i'm finally home

Curled up by the fire

Snow is falling from the sky

Like ashes from an urn

Sweet dreams my little one

Now it's my turn



Well christmas is going to the dogs

We'd rather have chew toys than yule logs

And things aren't looking very good it's true

So i'll just lay here and chew



Now when i sleep i like to dream

Of rabbits in the snow

Jumping right into my jaws

From their rabbit holes

Take one home and set him down

Right next to you shoes

Wake up to a big surprise

My gift to you



And christmas is going to the dogs

We'd rather have chew toys than yule logs

And things aren't looking very good it's true

So i'll just lay here and chew



And christmas is going to the dogs

We're scarfing down the turkey and eggnog

And things aren't looking very good it's true

So i'll just lay here and chew

So i'll just stay here and chew



Kevin: Do it for me or I will kick you off the Cheerios.

Hallie & Amy: Okay!

The two leave the room.

Kevin begins to yell “She will finally be mine”

Amy and Hallie enter the room again and say “What?”

Kevin: Nothing.

Amy and Hallie look at eachother.

The scene shifts to the Choir room.

Zeke: Thanks for teaching us the moon walk Patch.

Everyone claps their hands with a fake smile.

Amy: If no one’s going to say it then I will.

Patch: Say what?

Amy: That you and Mr. Masculine are sleeping with eachtoher.

Patch and Zeke look at eachother.

Patch: What?

Mali: it’s true Mr. Masculine.

Josh: I strongly have too agree.

Everyone looks at eachother and nod.

Hallie: Just tell us the truth or we won’t tell.

Zeke: There is nothing going on between us.

The bell rings and everyone leaves exept Amy who stays behind.

Amy: [Puts her arms around Zeke]

Zeke: Hi Amy.

Amy: Don’t talk Mr. Buffy.

Zeke: [Takes her hands of his shoulder] I don’t do this with my students.

Amy: I’ll be back later, Mr. Buffy.

The camera zooms in on Zeke who looks confused.

The scene shifts to the Hallway.

Amy walks up too Jake who is at his locker.

Amy: Jake, I have to break up with you.

Jake: Why?

Amy: Over Thanksgiving break Me and Patch fell in love.

Patch walks up too Amy and kisses her.

Jake: Whatever.

Jake begins to walk down the hallway.

Josh grabs Jake’s arm and touches it.

Josh: I heard that she dumped you.

Jake: Yeah she did.

Josh: If you’re looking for a rebound, I’m here.

Jake: Alright I’ll be your rebound.

Amy and Hallie come up to Jake and Josh with four cups of slushies’ and throw them at Jake and Josh.

The scene shifts to the Lima Bean.

Trent and Dougie sit next to eachother. Jim and Diego sit next to eachother.

Dougie: Trent I can’t go to that school play of yours. [Dougie winks at Diego]

Diego: Me too I can’t go eather.

Jim: Why can’t you two come?

Dougie: We have a dorm party.

Diego: Yes, Yes a Dorm Party.

The camera zooms in on Jim looking confused.

The scene shifts to Kitty’s house.

[Kitty opens the door]

[Hallie walks in]

Kitty: Hallie, what are you doing here?

Hallie: I came here to be with you.

Hallie: [Puts her arms around Kitty]

Hallie: I wants you and I need you.

Hallie: [Kisses Kitty]

Kitty: [Stops] Hallie what if someone finds out?

Hallie: They won’t. Trust me.

[Hallie and Kitty kisses eachother and fall onto the coach]

[Hallie takes off her shirt and and unsnaps her Bra]

Hallie: Everything Is going to be alright, leave it all too me.

The scene shifts to Zeke’s house.

Zeke:

You're a mean one Mr Kevin

You really are a heel

You’re as cuddly as a cactus

You're as charming as an eel

Mr. Kevin

You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel

The scene shifts back to Kitty’s house.

Kitty begins to moan.

You're a monster Mr. Kevin

Your Hearts an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders

You’ve got garlic in your soul Mr. Kevin

I wouldn’t touch you with a

39 and a half Foot pole



You’re a vile one Mr. Kevin

You have termites in your smile

You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile

Mr. Kevin

Given the choice between the two of you

I’d take the a seasick crocodile

Hallie licks Kitty’s abs as she gets a dildo out.

You’re a foul one Mr. Grinch

You’re a nasty wasty skunk

Your heart is full of unwashed socks,

Your soul is full of gunk

Mr. Kevin



The 3 words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote

Stink, Stank, Stonk



You’re a rotter Mr. Kevin

You’re the king of sinful sots

Your hearts a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots

Mr. Kevin



Your sole is an appalling dump heap

Overflowing with the most disgraceful

Assortment of deplorable rubbish

Imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots



You nauseate me, Mr. Kevin

With a nauseous super naus

You’re a crooked jerky jockey and,

you drive a crooked horse

Mr. Kevin



You’re a 3 Decker sour kraut and toad stool sandwich

With arsenic sauce!

Kitty gets off top of Hallie and lays down right next to her, Hallie and Kitty make out.

The bell rings and shifts to The Redsleeps Food Cout.

AJ: So Laura tells me that you and Jim haven’t had sex yet.

Max: [Spits out his drink] what they haven’t had sex yet?

Junette: We can’t have sex until we get married

Max: But don’t you want to feel his body next too yours?

Junette: I haven’t thought about it

Laura and Nate walk up to the table.

Nate grabs Junette’s hand and says:

“Junette Harris, I’ve loved you sense grade three.

I want to be with you forever, and with this ring [Nate takes his wring out]

Junette Harris will you marry me?”

Junette begins to cry she replies with the answer “Yes”

Nate gets off his knee and kisses her, Laura and AJ also kiss.

Everyone claps

The camera zooms into Max who looks lonely.

The scene shifts to the Mall’s shoe store.

Amy: So you slept with Kitty huh?

Hallie: Yep.

Amy: You probably crushed her because of your Fatness.

Hallie: What?

Amy: That’s why Claude dumped you because your getting fat, fat people have no life’s’. That’s why I have to be skinny because of my pornstar career.

Hallie: I’m not fat [Hallie looks down at her shirt]

Amy: Go eat that Cookie you bought at the store and puke it up when your done.

Hallie: Yes mom.

Amy: Thank you.

The scene shifts to BreadstiX’s.

Zeke grabs Kitty’s hand and says:

“Kitty Cole, I’ve been in love with you sense the first time I saw you

[Nate takes his wring out]

Kitty Cole will you marry me?”

Junette begins to cry she replies with the answer “No”

Kitty leaves and begins to cry.

The camera shifts to Kevin who was watching this from another table, his heart began to shrink.

Kevin:

Where are you Christmas

Why can't I find you

Why have you gone away

Where is the laughter

You used to bring me

Why can't I hear music play



My world is changing

I'm rearranging

Does that mean Christmas changes too

Zeke gets up and begins to sing.

Zeke:

Where are you Christmas

Do you remember

The one you used to know

I'm not the same one

See what the time's done

Is that why you have let me go

Kevin and Zeke:

Christmas is here

Everywhere, oh

Christmas is here

If you care, oh

Kevin:

If there is love in your heart and your mind

Zeke:

You will feel like Christmas all the time

Kevin and Zeke:

I feel you Christmas

I know I've found you

You never fade away

The joy of Christmas

Stays here in silence

Fills each and every heart with love



Where are you Christmas

Fills your heart with love



The scene shifts to Dougie’s house.

Claude pulls up in his car.

Claude sees Dougie and Diego kissing.

Claude: Oh, my god.

The scene shifts to the The April Rhodes Civic Pavilion.

New Directions:

Fah who foraze! Dah who doraze!

Welcome Christmas, come this way!

Fah who foraze! Dah who doraze!

Welcome Christmas, Christmas Day!

The Troubletones:

Welcome, welcome! Fah who rahmus!

Welcome, welcome! Dah who dahmus!

Christmas Day is in our grasp!

So long as we have hands to clasp!



Fah who foraze! Dah who doraze!

Welcome Christmas! Bring your cheer!

New Directions:

Fah who foraze! Dah who doraze!

Welcome all who's far and near!



Fah who foraze! Dah who doraze!

Welcome Christmas, come this way!

Fah who foraze! Dah who doraze!

Welcome Christmas, Christmas Day!

New Directions and The Troubletones:

Welcome, Christmas! Fah who rahmus!

Welcome, Christmas! Dah who dahmus!

Christmas Day will always be!

Just as long as we have we!



Fah who foraze! Dah who doraze!

Welcome Christmas! Bring your cheer!

Fah who foraze! Dah who doraze!

Welcome all who's far and near!

Kitty: You were right I do like you.

[Kitty and Kevin kiss eachother]

Zeke sees them kissing eachother and begin to cry.

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